
July 15th
Today was the journey of my life. I woke up at 8am to being my exciting adventure with my Peruvian friend, Piero and my Egyptian friend, Omar. Of course we didn’t leave until 9am Egyptian time (10am) but we were still ready for anything. We hopped on a microbus* towards Mamsoura. It was hot as hell but we were excited and the maniac driving kept us on our toes. When we got to our first stop we started looking for a café. We into a taxi and asked his to take us to a sheesha bar. He pulls in front of a building with a sign saying, “4 seasons cafe” in English. This was not the kind of place we were looking for. We explained to him in the best way we could that we were looking for something resembling poverty. Now understanding the type of tourist we were, took us straight to a huge Ahwa** in the middle of town. When getting out of the cab Omar began to argue with the driver about pricing. Piero and I rolled our eyes, knowing that this happens with every taxi driver. Then Omar told us that the driver was actually tryin to refuse payment because of his poor suggestion of the 4 seasons café. “What?!” Wow toto, we’re not in Cairo anymore.
• A microbus is a van that holds about 9 people. Often if the journey is short they will allow up to 15 people to squeeze it, or hang off the side. This is rarely used my tourists.
• ** a traditional café that serves sheesha and drinks but no food.
So at the Ahwa we got wonderful lemonade and sheesha. After our break we set off again. Another microbus was next on the list. We took it towards Ras El Bar, our final destination, but planned to hop off somewhere in the middle. About 10 km outside of Ras El Bar they let us out of the bus into the middle of nowhere. We found beautiful palm trees and a nice little boy who wanted to take pictures with us. We kept walking and ran into a herd of cows and eventually a tiny village of tents. The family in there insisted that we stay and eat, but with even Omar weary of the food quality we decided to choose our health.

We continued our walk, passing by melon stands and wood imports. A little over a km later we found a random Ahwa. I don’t know how they got business but we stopped and got drinks. Soon we realized that the first “nice” boy, had been following us the entire way. Omar told this very weird/curious child to go back. We looked at each other in confusion and went on our way.

Soon we found a few donkeys and began taking pictures. Then the guys offered to let me get on them to take a picture. Omar translates them, “We’re going to be on TV, we’re going to be on channel 6”. Not quite guys.


Continuing on, we found a few small bridges that we out to a little lake. It was beautiful so we started to walk along the water. There were some muddy patches ahead so I tried to carefully make my way across. This turned into me shrieking and ankle high in mud. I sloshed along for a few feet and washed my foot in the no-so-clean water on the side. Before we knew it, mud #2 stared us down. Omar was convinced he could jump across, and did… almost. After he made it across one of his feet lost balance and squished right back into the mud. We then knew that we needed some help. We began to look for wood to help us get across, Omar on his side and Piero and I on ours. Soon Omar comes walking back with a big stone and a plank of wood. As he was about to place the wood down and small child approached us. Two steps and he was over the mud with no squish. Piero and I looked in amazement, “how did he do that?” We didn’t risk it and decided to wait for the wood. We made it over and continued in our muddy shoes. We were cutting it close with time so the first truck we saw, we flagged down and asked for a ride. We hopped in the back and we were on our way with the wind in our hair and smiles on our faces.
The story just continues to I will take a break for bullet points.
- LC Meeting
- Pick out fish, bring it to a grill to cook
- Eat on a private beach, drink wine, eat fatih
- Head back the next day.
Side Notes:
- Pesticides get sprayed out of trucks at night to kill the mosquitoes. It may be affected but Piero and I could barely breathe. Bugs vs. Humans.
- Horn Adjustments = Horns are a very important part of the driving techniques in Cairo and you use them to communicate just about anything to other drivers. As we got into the microbus we saw the driver messing with a switch that changed the pitch of the horn. He went back and forth until he found the perfect sound. Classic.
Next Day


We went to a town called Meetghamr and found out quickly that you could not take pictures there. They explained that it was a military area although Omar saw no sign of any building. But one of the men was kind enough to allow me to take a picture with him.. nice try buddy, I don’t think so. So from there we got into a tiny cab called a, tootoo (or something like that) and he took us to the next town over called Zefta. It was really nice there and we found a perfect café right by the Nile. As we were smoking our shisha we saw a few locals swimming across the Nile. Of course this was inspiration and we decided we had to do it to. Piero stayed behind to take pictures and hold out stuff, but Omar and I were off. After getting about halfway I realized that the current was stronger than I expected and I was not really swimming in the right direction. On top of that, there was a lot of grass that was almost impossible to swim in. A little boy, about 11, and his little brother around 6, saw us struggling and started their rescue mission. They paddled there little boat and took as to shore. I was laughing the whole time.
I swam across the Nile, almost.
Our adventure was almost done… or so we thought.